CCCUK logo

 Lancaster Insurance

Website Control

Recent threads

New Forum Posts

» Corvette Nationals 2018 - pre booking. by Daytona Vette on Fri 20 Apr 18 13:27

» Sunday Scramble - Bicester Heritage Centre by Daytona Vette on Fri 20 Apr 18 12:53

» camaro 1988 5.0L V8 for sale by yellowvette on Fri 20 Apr 18 12:14

» C2 Vert Yellow by Daytona Vette on Fri 20 Apr 18 11:55

» Touch up kits for my 1979 coupe by philv8 on Fri 20 Apr 18 10:28

» 2019 Zr1 by stevel98 on Fri 20 Apr 18 09:16

» '64 "Survivor" C2 Corvette 327ci 365hp Roadster Just Arrived by stevel98 on Fri 20 Apr 18 09:00

» Harmonic balancer by Vetteheadtony on Fri 20 Apr 18 01:25

» Concours of Elegance by curious bystander on Thu 19 Apr 18 17:19

» How do you get a l48 to 300 ish hp or engine swap by stevel98 on Thu 19 Apr 18 12:58

» 1981 corvette 64,000 mile on it way over by Vetteheadtony on Thu 19 Apr 18 10:40

» Importing C4, but need to temporarily register in the UK by EIRE V8 on Wed 18 Apr 18 21:57

» C4R-FEST tickets by curious bystander on Wed 18 Apr 18 15:35

» Corvette C6 oil filter and correct Oil / Owners manual by Eddie101 on Wed 18 Apr 18 13:08

» What did you do with your Vette today? by stevel98 on Wed 18 Apr 18 10:09

» Parking brake adjustment by Nigelcurry on Wed 18 Apr 18 08:59

» C2 - Headlamp Not rotating by Bowler on Wed 18 Apr 18 07:01

» AACI Open Nationals by Bowler on Wed 18 Apr 18 06:51

» Youngest Member of the CCCUK? by Howard on Tue 17 Apr 18 22:25

» Corvette Club badge by kentvette on Tue 17 Apr 18 19:19

» Weather predicting by stevel98 on Tue 17 Apr 18 16:53

» Website clock by VetteWeekend on Tue 17 Apr 18 13:22

» Car Detailing by FIVE RED on Tue 17 Apr 18 08:00

» PO2 wheel trim please just one!! by Vetteheadtony on Tue 17 Apr 18 00:52

» Now we're digital - Membership Renewals by Wacjac on Mon 16 Apr 18 22:04

» C3 l48 side pipes and adjusting by stevel98 on Mon 16 Apr 18 13:41

» cold start injector union on fuel rail? by rayquayle on Mon 16 Apr 18 05:17

» Corvette C3 parts by k11ngc@hotmail.com on Sun 15 Apr 18 18:41

» Manchester Car Show - 15/16 September 2018 by curious bystander on Sun 15 Apr 18 16:09

» Auto gearbox by Barrelmaker on Sun 15 Apr 18 13:50

Jokes 2017


Go to page: Previous / 1, 2, 3


Reply to topic
View previous topicEmail to a FriendPrinter FriendlyView next topic

Author

Message

chevrolet

Club Member

Tue 07 Nov 17 15:10

Re: Jokes 2017


Daytona Vette wrote (View Post):I am not a fan of the new £1 coin

I do not like change


Nice one Barry, a "Tim Vine" one me thinks? Scratchchin My favourite TV one, was on the Radio 4 programmes (showing my age here) he had recently. That's where he would interview/talk to members of the audience that he had not met/knew nothing about.

Well, says Tim to a lady in the audience, what do you do for a living? I work in a colonic irrigation clinic she replies. Can't that be problematic asks Tim?. What do you mean she replies? Well says Tim, I am thinking about the times when there is hosepipe ban on?


--------------------
AKA "Silver C6" on Pistonheads

Reply with quote

Bowler

Committee Member

Tue 07 Nov 17 17:55

Re: Jokes 2017


Our dog got out of the garden and ran away.

I spent hours walking through the estate looking for him, but to no avail.

When I got back home, the wife suggested that I should try ooking harder, so I shaved my head and got a tattoo. Still didn't find the dog though


--------------------
Guy Waltham

2003 Euro Spec Coupe.
1966 Convertible

I suffer from an addiction called CH³ No² - a disease with no known cure....

Reply with quote

chevrolet

Club Member

Tue 07 Nov 17 18:27

Re: Jokes 2017


I suggested to the wife the other night, that to "spice up" our life, we should try some new "positions"? "Fine" said she. "You stand by the ironing board all night ironing, and I'll lie on the sofa all night, watching TV and farting".


--------------------
AKA "Silver C6" on Pistonheads

Reply with quote

rubyragtop

Regional Rep

Tue 07 Nov 17 21:59

Re: Jokes 2017


Asked the mother-in-law why she had wrapped the phone cable around the central heating pipes.

She said it was so she wouldn't get any more cold callers.......

Reply with quote

Bowler

Committee Member

Wed 08 Nov 17 22:54

Re: Jokes 2017


I've got my Christmas tree up....

Up in the f*****g loft, where it's gonna stay until mid December


--------------------
Guy Waltham

2003 Euro Spec Coupe.
1966 Convertible

I suffer from an addiction called CH³ No² - a disease with no known cure....

Reply with quote

Daytona Vette

Club Member

Thu 09 Nov 17 15:26

Re: Jokes 2017


The beginning of the week was stress overload with what I had to accomplish by the weekend - So I thought about it and then changed my name via Deed Poll to Robinson Crusoe - Now I can be sure to get all my work done by Friday.


--------------------
Barry - Daytona Vette

Reply with quote

chevrolet

Club Member

Thu 09 Nov 17 22:11

Re: Jokes 2017


Yes, Always good to have a long time friend, companion and helper:


--------------------
AKA "Silver C6" on Pistonheads

Reply with quote

Reply to topic
View previous topicEmail to a FriendPrinter FriendlyPrivate MessengerView next topic

Go to page: Previous / 1, 2, 3


Permissions

You cannot post new threads in this forum
You cannot reply to threads in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot add events in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum