Ross almost got it right (except the bit about the rhinoceros). I had something wet on my lower control arm right below the fuel pump, but I couldn't reach it from the top and didn't fancy grovelling in the dirt in my Sunday best. I saw Steve underneath Ross' car and jokingly said do you fancy getting under mine as well. Before I could blink both Steve and Mark were under my car! The good news is that it was just some coolant, which I probably spilled whilst topping up the system after replacing my heater hoses.