Sayings

1."How much do you still owe on your car?"

"Only a grudge against the man who sold it to me."

2."What are the town fathers debating?"

"Whether to keep up the good roads and fine the motorist for speeding, or leave potholes and mud holes and charge for hauling cars out."

3. Why should you marry someone older than you?

As your looks fade, so will their eyesight.

4. Why do old people smile so much?

Because they can't hear a word you are saying.

When at a swish Theatreland restaurant earlier this week the waiter asked both myself and my wife "do you have any allergies" - my answer was "no allergies,........except when it comes to paying the bill"

Nassau65 said:

3. Why should you marry someone older than you?

As your looks fade, so will their eyesight.

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This is amusing for me. My wife is younger than me by 6+ years. Her eyesight has always meant she needs glasses long before I met her. However, I still run free with my optician approved perfect eye sight .

And yes, at my last sight test when they said I had "2020 vision", I sighed and said it was a shame I didn't have 2019 vision as 2020 was a horrid year.