Sayings

[Nassau65]

1."How much do you still owe on your car?"

"Only a grudge against the man who sold it to me."

2."What are the town fathers debating?"

"Whether to keep up the good roads and fine the motorist for speeding, or leave potholes and mud holes and charge for hauling cars out."

3. Why should you marry someone older than you?

As your looks fade, so will their eyesight.

4. Why do old people smile so much?

Because they can't hear a word you are saying.

 

[Roscobbc]

When at a swish Theatreland restaurant earlier this week the waiter asked both myself and my wife "do you have any allergies" - my answer was "no allergies,........except when it comes to paying the bill"