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Men hired for unusual sexual fantasy break into wrong house brandishing machetes

A request to have an unusual sexual fantasy fulfilled turned into a bizarre start to the day for one UK member, according to local reports.

The member had paid two men to turn up at his home and carry out his fantasy of being tied up in his underwear and stroked with a broom.

He was reportedly willing to pay up to £5,000 if the pair were "really good", and gave his address.

But the member then moved house and failed to notify the pair he had hired to fulfil his dreams.

The pair showed up at the original address wielding machetes - another part of the fantasy - only to find themselves standing over the bed of an unwitting resident.

They were brought to trial where the judge concluded that "the facts of the case are unusual", the media reported today, before acquitting one man of entering a home armed with a weapon.

The astonished resident had spotted a light on in his kitchen at 6:15am and assumed it was a friend who often arrived for an early morning coffee.

But as resident turned on the light and removed a sleep apnoea mask he was wearing, he saw the pair standing above his bed with the machetes.

Realising their error, one of the pair simply said, "Sorry, mate", and shook the resident's hand, according to local reports.

A lawyer for one of the accused, commented: "It was a commercial agreement to tie up and stroke a semi-naked man in his underpants with a broom. Entry was not with intent to intimidate."

The media also reported that when the two men eventually drove to the correct address, the client noticed one man had a "great big knife" in his trousers and asked them to leave the weapons in their car.

The pair were arrested at the address shortly afterwards.

The judge ruled that evidence did not suggest the men's actions were intentional, according to local media reports.

He said: "They carried the machetes either as a prop or something to use in that fantasy."
 
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